End of the world next month.

[Accy cyclist]

Just when it starts to get lighter at night as well!

 

[slowmotion]

Go Barry, Go..!
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]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExH7h9Lk5HY&feature=related[/media]

 

[Salad Dodger]

I was going to go and do most of my Christmas shopping today. Should I postpone it until 22nd December, just in case?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My colleague was saying, it's not the end of the world, it's the end of the Mayan calendar. He reckons it would be hilarious if on the 21st, the skies darken and clouds boil up, and a huge space ship appears and descends, and a hatch opens and an alien comes out and says,

"Here's your new Mayan calendar. Sign here please."

Yeah but there you'd be, having to stay in all day and they would finally turn up at half 5

 

[biggs682]

great news as bikes will be reduced to clear and i can snap up some bargains

 

[Arch]

Yeah but there you'd be, having to stay in all day and they would finally turn up at half 5

Nah, thinking about it, we'd find a giant card that said "We tried to deliver your new Mayan Calendar, but no-one was in. Please collect from our depot on Alpha Centauri."

 

[ASC1951]

Nah, thinking about it, we'd find a giant card that said "We tried to deliver your new Mayan Calendar, but no-one was in. Please collect from our depot on Alpha Centauri."

Yeah, "Apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all."

 

[Bollo]

Good job I already had my spaceship fuelled and ready to go in case Mitt Romney won the presidency. See you guys, it's been emotional!

 

[machew]

Problem with predicting the end of the world is;
If you get it right - there will be no-one around to thank you for getting it right
If you get it wrong - the whole world will laugh at you

 

[skudupnorth]

I not going to bother cleaning the bike now !

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Good job I already had my spaceship fuelled and ready to go in case Mitt Romney won the presidency. See you guys, it's been emotional!

Umm, how many light years away is Alpha Centauri? May I suggest that someone young should go to get it!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Good job I already had my spaceship fuelled and ready to go in case Mitt Romney won the presidency. See you guys, it's been emotional!

I was hoping Mitt would win so he'd nuke some goddam lefties.

 

[numbnuts]

something to look forwards too

 

[ufkacbln]

As its after the London CC Crimbo do ...........

So it really will feel like the end of the world in your case!

Try drinking less!

 

[ASC1951]

Umm, how many light years away is Alpha Centauri? May I suggest that someone young (or not likely to die) should go to get it!

Only four and a bit, so it's the closest. If Bollo keeps up a good cadence he should make last orders ...