End Of The World

[classic33]

He's got it wrong.

Surely he should have multiplied the three Holy numbers three times for the Holy Trinity!

Then it would be 614,125,000 days from 1st April AD33.
That would make it 1,6681,382 years.

I reckon we have time to enjoy ourselves this weekend.

Maybe the fact that The Holy Trinity, is one but three. He took one away from three, leaving two. Which is why he multiplied it by two & not three.

 

[Keith Oates]

Think I'll go for a ride so that I will stop worrying about the EOTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[redflightuk]

I'll be out with The Doctor and a few others on his sunday Stevenage ride.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

End of the world, you say? Pah, good riddance.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Think I'll start smoking again.

 

[skudupnorth]

I was going to wash my hair but I think I will leave it seeing as there is a chance it's going to get ruffled !

 

[zacklaws]

Well I'm about to go for my last ride now.

I was going to stay in tonight and shave my legs but I cannot see the point now, they will get a good singe in Hell tonight.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

I hadn't realised the Jesus was Crucified on 1st April, I wonder if he was hoping it was all a hoax...

 

[TVC]

I've just seen my local vicar buying a copy of the Radio Times in the Co-op, so he seems to be planning to stick around for a bit.

 

[Brains]

I've just seen my local vicar buying a copy of the Radio Times in the Co-op, so he seems to be planning to stick around for a bit.

I'd guess he is hoping to one of the remaining 2% on the basis of his career choice

 

[Glow worm]

It's OK folks we can relax- Australia is still there apparently, and catastrophe was supposed to be a rolling 6pm thing spreading across the globe.

This just in from someone in Sydney ''Currently 7:30 pm EST in Australia – obviously I didn’t make the cut. I haven’t heard any cars going off the road or aeroplanes falling either.The earthquake seems to have been an unprecedentedly small one as well.''

Must have been a hoax then - who'd have thought?!

Still, on the plus side, there's money to be made from some of these religious numptys - check out cash from the gormless and scroll up for the story.

You have to feel sorry for these folks sometimes though, there was some born again eejit on Deal or no Deal this week. Apparently, he 'prophesised' he would win a massive amount of cash with god guiding his judgement to choose the right boxes. He came away with erm... £50.

 

[PBancroft]

A pound to the first person who calls him up tomorrow to say "Cheer up mate, it's not the end of the world..."

 

[craigwend]

 

[avalon]

It's now nearly three hours after the end time here in Australia and we have just had some thunder and lightning but no earthquakes yet.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

When it does happen, will it be like in Skyline?