Eric Pickles. Man Totty.

[Drago]

Apparently everyone's favourite mishap prone Lard-O has replace Putin as the pin up of choice for horny Russian housewives...

https://mobile.twitter.com/craigawoodhouse/status/526348606916546560

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

There's no accounting for taste

 

[Fab Foodie]

I've noticed in Russia that the prettier the girl the thicker her mans neck. I can see why our Eric is such a babe magnet over there based on my observations.

 

[Drago]

So, by your reckoning I would be a real fadge magnet in Russia?!

 

[Mugshot]

So, by your reckoning I would be a real fadge magnet in Russia?!

I originally thought you had typed "fridge", I wish I still did.

 

[Crackle]

Was it Eric Pickles ex-lover who described his lovemaking as the equivalent of a wardrobe falling on you with the key still in the door.

 

[Fab Foodie]

So, by your reckoning I would be a real fadge magnet in Russia?!

If you have a thick neck you've a half decent chance.... If you also look like a Bulldog chewing a wasp, you're in!

 

[Drago]

Guess where I'm going on holiday, tovarich?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Guess where I'm going on holiday, tovarich?

Lordy - you must be desperate

 

[Dayvo]

Oh dear! He's the MP for my hometown.