Erm...sorry to people sharing an office with me today!

[Sheffield_Tiger]

Feeling energetic and full of the joys of summer (OK then, clarted with suncream to stop my neck from getting any worse after the weekend!) I found myself making brisk progress, the slow buses and cars were doing my nut in so I decided to overtake everything and have a "Ride it like you Stole it*" morning.

It was only on getting to work I remembered that the deodorant in the bathroom had run out, and I forgot to dig out my spare can and apply before setting off...

No we don't have showers...

Sorry!


*in my fantasy world, bike thieves stop at red lights, though it was pretty much a dream morning with lights changing as if by my command

 

[ChrisKH]

Erm, there must be a Boots round your way somewhere. Or perhaps you could wash under your arms in the toilet? Revolutionary, but it stops them from smelling.

 

[perplexed]

Or make like a bird, and "dust bath!"

 

[peteoc]

I hope it's a short ride to work! Mine is 7 1/2 miles and I get to have a nice shower before starting work

My problem is always forgetting hair product, if I do I dry my hair using the hand drier and then use a small amount of shower gel

 

[skudupnorth]

I just sit there dripping for a bit,have a pint of water then sculk off to the bogs to wash my face down before getting changed.We are the same with out a nice shower but smelly stuff works for me....i actually smell better after a commute in than some people i work with who sit in their cars

 

[fossyant]

Thought it was a bit pongy from here.....