Essex Lion Found

[Speicher]

The Lion walked into a pub and said, "Can I have a ............................................pint of beer please?".

The barman replied "Why the big pause?"

 

[mattsr]

 

[vernon]

I'd be l

Witch wardrobe was it in, Vernon?

I'd be lion if I told you.

 

[perplexed]

I'm just trying to work out how to get "a whimba way, a whimbay way..." into this thread.

I'll get my thinking cap on. It may hurt though, because it's a Tight Fit...

 

[Archie_tect]

There was an item on the J Vine show (yeah, I know...) about this. Apparently this escapade cost the Essex rozzers taxpayers £100,000...

....hmmm.

Don't mention this any more Essex Police are feeling a little roar.

 

[Flyingfox]

I'm just trying to work out how to get "a whimba way, a whimbay way..." into this thread.

I'll get my thinking cap on. It may hurt though, because it's a Tight Fit...

Trigger happy Essex police: Their urge to shoot as the lion sleeps tonight is never more than a whim away

 

[smokeysmoo]

What was the mane point again?

 

[perplexed]

I don't know, but fang you for reminding us...