Euro Rules for Cycling

[Saddle bum]

As most frames are non-steel, it is no longer necessary for the most senior club member to carry forge, anvil and hammer to effect running repairs away from home.

 

[jay clock]

Attractive lycra-clad female ar$es must always lead any pack of male cyclists. If the following pack is female (or gay male) it will be entirely acceptable for equal opportunities reasons for a suitable male to lead

 

[mondobongo]

Compulsory for roadies to say hello to off roaders when passing each other.Sour faced cyclists must always say hello to my cheery greeting when we pass.

Not so sure that Off Roaders will be allowed to use the road therefore we will continue to acknowledge other roadies by the lifting of one finger off the hood or a barked 'allright lads' when passing a group.

 

[jack the lad]

The amount of bling incorporated into the design of a bicycle shall be in inverse proportion to its fitness for purpose http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=22911

 

[Ravenz]

This one to make effective use of existing road....

No ZIG ZAGGING up hills

 

[Hover Fly]

Unless the rider is engaged in a competition, no lycra must be worn.

 

[snorri]

Chain guards to be compulsory, and bicycle clips to be shown to permit entry to any public places.

 

[papercorn2000]

Knees should protrude no more than 234mm from the top tube.