Eurovision 2025 predictions

[Beebo]

It would be far more entertaining if the commentary was done by Father Dougal.

Instead of Father Neil Furlong?
I think he does a good job of what must be quite a tricky brief.

 

[steveindenmark]

I predict you may think you are watching a LGBTQ rally, when you see the audience.

 

[Drago]

I predict the Russian entrant, a band named The Novichok Sisters and their catchy tune, Trumptastic!, will be awarded nil points by the Ukranian judges.

 

[AndyRM]

I predict the Russian entrant, a band named The Novichok Sisters and their catchy tune, Trumptastic!, will be awarded nil points by the Ukranian judges.

Tricky. They've been excluded since 2002.

 

[Drago]

Tricky. They've been excluded since 2002.

Ah yes, the infamous annexing of the judges hotel incident.

 

[orraloon]

I watched 1/2 of last night's semi, some interesting, some keerap, bring on the light shows and lasers. Liked the Swedish one 😊 Will catch up on the rest while chilling.

Anyway, what's the correct title of the UK entry? As in 'What the ???? just happened? Will the live version go full proper?

 

[Drago]

I watched 1/2 of last night's semi...

 

[irw]

 

[orraloon]

And Sweden are through! Bara bada bastu. Not had one in years.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I've dead cert if you wanna have a bet at the bookies.

I won't be watching for the nth year in a row, where n is a significantly high number but not quite as great as the number of years it has been happening. I got tricked by Sandie Shaw.

 

[markemark]

I got tricked by Sandie Shaw.

Sounds like she played you like, a, you know, puppet on a...... I'll get my coat.

 

[Gwylan]

I've dead cert if you wanna have a bet at the bookies.

I won't be watching for the nth year in a row, where n is a significantly high number but not quite as great as the number of years it has been happening. I got tricked by Sandie Shaw.

Hear she did that to a lot of people in Essex.

 

[Mike_P]

I watched 1/2 of last night's semi, some interesting, some keerap, bring on the light shows and lasers. Liked the Swedish one 😊 Will catch up on the rest while chilling.

Anyway, what's the correct title of the UK entry? As in 'What the ???? just happened? Will the live version go full proper?

It apparently took 8 people to write

Someone lost a shoe
I'm still in last night's make up
I'm waking up like, "What's this new tattoo?"
Room is spinning, ears are ringing
Clutch my pearls like
What the hell just happened?
What the hell just happened?
No clue, but I liked it
Broke a heel, lost my keys, scraped my knee
When I fell from the chandelier
Oh, what a night, I don't mind, it was time
To unwind and I volunteered
Look at me now (look at me now)
(I'm like) usually keep it clean
Beauty sleep, sip my tea
What the hell just happened?
What the hell just happened?
Went up on the roof, jumped into the pool
You should do it too, too, too, too
What the hell just happened?
No clue, but I liked it
Ripped my dress, call an ex, I confess
I'm obsessed, not the best idea
Woo-ooh, I'm a mess, it's a trend, in my defense
It's been a real hard year
(Freedom) I wanna shave my head, oh
(Freedom) I'll paint the whole town red, oh
(Freedom) I wanna kiss a stranger
happened? Woo-ooh
What the hell just happened?
What the hell just happened? (Yeah)
What the hell just happened?
I went up on the roof (hey), jumped into the pool (hey)
You should do it too, too, too, too (oh, you should do it too)
Oh, I know that I'm a wreck (hey), what did you expect?
You can blame my ex
What the hell just happened?
No clue, but I liked it

 

[AndyRM]

Our entry is f*cking awesome by the way.

 

[lazybloke]

Our entry is f*cking awesome by the way

Better than the Federer/garlic press song?



I actually quite like eurovision, although I'm not sure I've ever attempted it sober. Hopefully my better half will volunteer to drive on Sat.