Eurovision 2025 predictions

[orraloon]

Just take a sauna 😉

 

[fossyant]

Australia - oh dear me !

 

[Gwylan]

Australia - oh dear me !

Australia? Eurovision?
Beats me, not difficult

 

[fossyant]

Germany were very good. Not too taken on the UK entry, but hey ho. Some mundane stuff tonight.

 

[orraloon]

That shirley wasn't the full UK performance, just a little look see ahead of Saturday's one that matters? Expecting a bit more extravaganza. Found the 2nd semifinal a bit background musick.

 

[MichaelW2]

It apparently took 8 people to write

Someone lost a shoe
I'm still in last night's make up
I'm waking up like, "What's this new tattoo?"
Room is spinning, ears are ringing
Clutch my pearls like
What the hell just happened?
What the hell just happened?
No clue, but I liked it
Broke a heel, lost my keys, scraped my knee
When I fell from the chandelier
Oh, what a night, I don't mind, it was time
To unwind and I volunteered
Look at me now (look at me now)
(I'm like) usually keep it clean
Beauty sleep, sip my tea
What the hell just happened?
What the hell just happened?
Went up on the roof, jumped into the pool
You should do it too, too, too, too
What the hell just happened?
No clue, but I liked it
Ripped my dress, call an ex, I confess
I'm obsessed, not the best idea
Woo-ooh, I'm a mess, it's a trend, in my defense
It's been a real hard year
(Freedom) I wanna shave my head, oh
(Freedom) I'll paint the whole town red, oh
(Freedom) I wanna kiss a stranger
happened? Woo-ooh
What the hell just happened?
What the hell just happened? (Yeah)
What the hell just happened?
I went up on the roof (hey), jumped into the pool (hey)
You should do it too, too, too, too (oh, you should do it too)
Oh, I know that I'm a wreck (hey), what did you expect?
You can blame my ex
What the hell just happened?
No clue, but I liked it

One of the tunes they borrowed was a hit in the 1960s but I cant place it.
Around:
"Broke a heel, lost my keys, scraped my knee
When I fell from the chandelier."

The whole song is a dogs breakfast of girl-boss memes and those stupid conversations that average girls have, consisting entirely of replaying the events and conversations of a particular night out in excrutiating detail.

 

[lazybloke]

Update: i am now confirmed as nominated driver for the Eurovision party. Four hours of cold sobriety and musak would have some people ringing Dignitas, but i reckon I've been exposed to enough of the entries (including a relisten to 'Made in Switzerland' 😍) that i just might enjoy the experience

 

[gbb]

I looked in on it last night..yep, it's still the freak show I always thought it had become. Stop shouting everyone.and stop acting like children on energy drinks...

 

[lazybloke]

Did you see oscillatingbendylegs? Made me feel seasick, though my better half thought it a good song.
I didn't try to quantify "good".

 

[fossyant]

Update: i am now confirmed as nominated driver for the Eurovision party. Four hours of cold sobriety and musak would have some people ringing Dignitas, but i reckon I've been exposed to enough of the entries (including a relisten to 'Made in Switzerland' 😍) that i just might enjoy the experience

Unlucky, not sure I could watch it sober !

 

[mistyoptic]

Our entry is f*cking awesome by the way.

Are you smoking something?

I predict the UK will find themselves asking “what the hell just happened?“ afterwards, in the normal way of things after Eurovision

 

[Milzy]

Just like me and if I had a working TV and a licence, I still wouldn't watch it!

What if tv license people show up at your door?
Have you written to them to state you don’t watch TV? By watching channels on a mobile phone or tablet you’re supposed to still have a license.

 

[Drago]

What if tv license people show up at your door?

I point at the 'no cold callers" sign and close the door on them.

Have you written to them to state you don’t watch TV?

No, I just cancelled the DD.

By watching channels on a mobile phone or tablet you’re supposed to still have a license.

He's very naughty boy! Fortunately for him he won't get caught.

 

[steveindenmark]

I predict you will see the Danish entry and say to yourself "No. No, No". You will not say it out loud because its not PC. But your wife may make a comment. The lady is from the Faroe Isles so Denmark can distance themselves both figureatively and geographically. 😁😁

 

[Drago]

I predict you will see the Danish entry and say to yourself "No. No, No". You will not say it out loud because its not PC. But your wife may make a comment. The lady is from the Faroe Isles so Denmark can distance themselves both figureatively and geographically. 😁😁

Does she harpoon a whale live on stage?