Haitch
Flim Flormally
- Location
- Netherlands
Crikey, was this in a past life?Yes once, a long time a go, she was everything a boy could ever want, but her parents had her married off to some up and coming snob, then she was taken to the tower and 18 months later beheaded.
No it was a film with Helena Bonham Carter in.Crikey, was this in a past life?
Aunt Bessie ?My head could be turned by a woman who bakes the perfect pie but I'm resigned to waiting an eternity.
Ah. Yes, Helena Bonham Carter. If ever I were to fall in love with a lady it would be her.No it was a film with Helena Bonham Carter in.
Does your wife know ?Nah. Only fallen in love once, and I started dating her whilst she was still at school. Still in love with her 32 years later.
Wash your mouth out.Aunt Bessie ?
I rode a mule like that. His name was Gator.Yes, it was Jake. I was young and he was the most beautiful thing i'd ever seen, tall, sandy hair, long legs up to the sky. The summer breeze brought us together like no other couple, his long hair sparkled in the sunshine, running wild we were, he was my Romeo...
Best donkey ride ever!![]()