Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?

[Biscuit]

My head could be turned by a woman who bakes the perfect pie but I'm resigned to waiting an eternity.

Mary Berry ?

 

[byegad]

Does my first wife count?

 

[marknotgeorge]

No no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOO! Kids! THIS IS NOT WHERE THE SONG COMES FROM. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT WHERE THE SONG COMES FROM!!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HEARD ME BLASTING THE BUZZCOCKS ORIGINAL OUT IN THE KITCHEN WHILE I MAKE YOUR TEA??????

Cheers @Fnaar. You've reignited the Blink-182/Jedward flashbacks...

 

[Biscuit]

......more likely Chuck Berry

I didn't know she played? What a woman !

 

[marknotgeorge]

Yes, it's happening right now... We've agreed to stay as friends, as she doesn't want this relationship to get intimate and ruin our great friendship. I totally understand, and for once - I'm not bitter about it.

 

[SteCenturion]

Wash your mouth out.

Guaranteed to provoke a response from real foodie's though.

A man of vernons culinary demeanour would never approve of Aunt Bessie's & neither would I if I posessed those culinary skills.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

More than once and on each occasion it led to nothing but trouble.

 

[ArDee]

Guaranteed to provoke a response from real foodie's though.

A man of vernons culinary demeanour would never approve of Aunt Bessie's & neither would I if I posessed those culinary skills.

How about Delia Smith then.

 

[Archie_tect]

How about Delia Smith then.

Er, no... just... no.

 

[surfdude]

yes

 

[SteCenturion]

How about Delia Smith then.

The Mental Norwich City fan you mean ??

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Yes

 

[alans]

Er, no... just... no.

or Fanny Craddock?

 

[vernon]

Arse. (Always seems to be the way with me and women.)

Try men then.

 

[vernon]

Laura Tobin the weather girl....... Makes getting up in a morning worthwhile!

I'll see your Laura Tobin and I'll raise you one Melissa Theuriau

And alluding to @Fnaar's willingness to resort to verse:

Mellisa, Meliisa
I've not had the chance to miss her
She's never on the UK news
Her visage is the fairest view

Mellisa Melissa
I'll not have anyone diss her
She has found my je ne sais quois
With her I'd share my petit pois