Ever woken up after a boozy night out and discovered a surprise?

[Sbudge]

After a "rock and roll" evening, I woke up in my student digs to discover a note left on the adjacent pillow. It said, "Thanks for the great night, Carly" (I still have the note, btw).

To this day, I have no idea who left it; no recollection of what happened; can't imagine the word "great" was in any way appropriate, and still feel that this will one day come back to haunt me...

So you get to 'create' a new memory about just how great it was then.
Could have been interesting if it was a nicely ambiguous name like 'Sam'.

 

[surfdude]

i woke up with 2 teeth missing and a cut that needed 4 stitches in my lip . drink and cycling home was not a good idea

 

[SD1]

Woke up in the bottom bunk in Singapore. A bloke nicknamed Splash down was in the top bunk. He paid for both mattresses.

 

[SD1]

You do know that famous photo is of a bloke don't you.

Liar liar liar liar liar lair etc etc.

 

[Origamist]

So you get to 'create' a new memory about just how great it was then.
Could have been interesting if it was a nicely ambiguous name like 'Sam'.

It could have been Carl, the writing was a bit spidery.

I have two similar stories, went to a wedding stayed at a mates, woke up on the bottom bed of bunk beds but was surprised to find myself under the mattress, who knows why... I was later to find out when my friend rang to inform me that someone has pissed in the bottom draw of his chest of draws all over his underwear, we never found out who did it, he only had circumstantial evidence and no real proof, but I'm lead to believe I was the only one sleeping in the room...who knows ....
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I was woken up in the early hours oneday due to me woman screaming and ranting, she kept repeating "why are you pissing on the curtains" she wasn't best pleased is an understatement.....

You can't beat a good mistaken piss story.

I was at a posh wedding and got hog whimperingly drunk. Lots of us were staying in various cottages on the estate and I woke up in the night to relieve myself. I distinctly remember lifting up the toilet seat (being an old fashioned gent). Later in the morning I hear a shout of "someone's pissed on a lap top" from the lounge. I must have lifted the lid of the laptop and not the toilet seat. An honest mistake that I could well imagine happening in a future Xmas special of Downton.

 

[Electric_Andy]

At Uni I had quite a few. One night I'd obviously got fish and chips on the way home. I woke up to find that I'd put about a litre of ketchup on my plate of Fish n chips, had spilled the ketchup all over the crotch of my best trousers (which now lay in a pile on the floor) and put my totally clean shirt in the sink to soak.

Another morning I woke up with a huge lump on my head. I went downstairs and found that I'd headbutted the front door and broken the glass, and also dented the fridge door quite badly.

 

[Oldbloke]

My youngest son arrived home bleary eyed one morning covered in grit after waking up in a roadside salt bin.

 

[MossCommuter]

I was, when a student, awoken by the cheery hello of a passing policeman as I slept across the road using the kerb stone as a pillow.

He very considerately drove around me.

 

[raleighnut]

I was, when a student, awoken by the cheery hello of a passing policeman as I slept across the road using the kerb stone as a pillow.

He very considerately drove around me.

A kerbstone as a pillow, you were lucky. we used to sleep in a paper bag in t'middle of t'road

 

[TheDoctor]

There was that time I went on a Monopoly board pub crawl round London. Must have got on the wrong train, because I woke up skint on Mimas.
Later on, I met an intelligent cat...

Surely bindun?

 

[Andy_R]

On the way back to the campsite at the Chevin End after trying to complete the Otley Run, I decided it would be funny to climb a tree and jump out on my mates to give them a scare. I woke up to find a paramedic asking if I was ok. Apparently I fell asleep in the tree and fell out.

 

[Pale Rider]

I used to drink regularly with a friend after work in the West End of London.

After one session, he took the tube home to Chiswick, fell asleep, and was awoken by an airport copper at Heathrow.

The policeman asked my friend where he was heading.

Still in drink, he couldn't say 'Chiswick'.

When I heard the tale the next day, I advised him to move to Kew.

 

[MossCommuter]

I used to drink regularly with a friend after work in the West End of London.

After one session, he took the tube home to Chiswick, fell asleep, and was awoken by an airport copper at Heathrow.

The policeman asked my friend where he was heading.

Still in drink, he couldn't say 'Chiswick'.

When I heard the tale the next day, I advised him to move to Kew.

Minsk / Manx

Spot the difference

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/teenager-checks-in-for-1500-mile-flight-to-jail-1598852.html

 

[Fnaar]

i woke up with 2 teeth missing and a cut that needed 4 stitches in my lip . drink and cycling home was not a good idea

Woke with half the skin gone off one arm... drunk cycling home from uni... lights had been nicked, so I went on the pavement... next to a ferkin' great wall...down a hill...

 

[winjim]

Woke with half the skin gone off one arm... drunk cycling home from uni... lights had been nicked, so I went on the pavement... next to a ferkin' great wall...down a hill...

I used to wake up with grazed knuckles and couldn't for the life of me work out why. Eventually I realised that it was from bouncing off the walls of the alleyway round the corner from my house on the way home from town.