Everyday signs that you are "a cyclist"...

[Bazzer]

When driving up hills, thinking what gear my bike would need be in for the ascent.

 

[Sittingduck]

Having Tesco Value Baby Wipes pop up in the online grocery favourites list - we don't have offspring.

 

[summerdays]

I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the scuffed and scraped knuckles, the dirt under the fingernails. Doesn't anyone fettle anymore?

I wear gloves when I know I'm going to get dirty!

 

[swee'pea99]

I wear gloves when I know I'm going to get dirty!

Sure, but what about when you're working on your bike?

 

[Markymark]

I wear gloves when I know I'm going to get dirty!

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the scuffed and scraped knuckles, the dirt under the fingernails. Doesn't anyone fettle anymore?

Still got the grease on my hands now.

Although this isn't that uncommon for me as I am an engineer and I am always fettling with something

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

I wear gloves when I know I'm going to get dirty!

But the gimp mask is a step too far for working on your bike