F*@%ing Cowards!

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Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Joe24 said:
I just tried to read Crankarms post, and i seriously cant, not slept much.
But, if you did actually ride slow infront of someone because they had their music up, why? Its only abit of noise, and if you let them past it will be gone in a few seconds.
Or, just do what the crazy guy does that lives around here, and when people walk past say about it being a mobile disco or something or other.

Saw a codhead in a Corsa the other day at some pelican lights. His music was turned up to bowel-liquifying volume and just as I was starting to go over and pull the old badge on him a middle aged woman in a sundress crossed in front of him and started to dance like a dad at a wedding, staring straight at him and giving him a double thumb's up. The look on the cod's face was an absolute picture! He quickly turned the volume down and wheelspan away the moment the lights went to amber. :tongue:
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Cubist said:
Saw a codhead in a Corsa the other day at some pelican lights. His music was turned up to bowel-liquifying volume and just as I was starting to go over and pull the old badge on him a middle aged woman in a sundress crossed in front of him and started to dance like a dad at a wedding, staring straight at him and giving him a double thumb's up. The look on the cod's face was an absolute picture! He quickly turned the volume down and wheelspan away the moment the lights went to amber. :biggrin:

Beautiful!:biggrin:
 

nilling

Über Member
Location
Preston, UK
Cubist said:
Saw a codhead in a Corsa the other day at some pelican lights. His music was turned up to bowel-liquifying volume and just as I was starting to go over and pull the old badge on him a middle aged woman in a sundress crossed in front of him and started to dance like a dad at a wedding, staring straight at him and giving him a double thumb's up. The look on the cod's face was an absolute picture! He quickly turned the volume down and wheelspan away the moment the lights went to amber. :biggrin:

You cannot beat a bit of 'dad dancing' to embarrass a yoof :biggrin:
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
nilling said:
You cannot beat a bit of 'dad dancing' to embarrass a yoof :smile:

I have on numerous occasions been tempted to do a dance at the lights when the car next to you is going boom boom, but dressed in lycra, and not being able to dance, would be a total sight.....:blush:
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
User3143 said:
Crankarm I think you are a bit of an idiot.

In view of some of your comments on other posts your insult is totally predictable.

User3143 said:
Just becuase some car driver has his music up loud you decide to ride ''slowly'' what is the point??

Yes what is the point User3143? Perhaps you can pollute some other post. He ruined what had otherwise been a nice afternoon ride. It would have been impossible to hear the siren of an emergency vehicle above the volume of his music. I certainly couldn't hear other traffic around me in town. He could have turned it down or better off but instead he chose to increase the racket so garden fences were shaking.

User3143 said:
Your attitude towards fat people is worrying as well.

Not half as worried as they should be for their health. Are you a fat person?
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
Crankarm said:
In view of some of your comments on other posts your insult is totally predictable.



Yes what is the point User3143? Perhaps you can pollute some other post. He ruined what had otherwise been a nice afternoon ride. It would have been impossible to hear the siren of an emergency vehicle above the volume of his music. I certainly couldn't hear other traffic around me in town. He could have turned it down or better off but instead he chose to increase the racket so garden fences were shaking.
And its your right to do something about this? And you riding infront of him slowing him down solved the problem? I think you spoilt your own ride by being an idiot and not just letting the guy past and on his way, where you wouldnt have heard the music anymore


Not half as worried as they should be for their health. Are you a fat person?
And what is wrong with fat people? Are you going to say they have less personality because they are fat?

You acted an idiot, and your acting an idiot now.
 

cyberknight

As long as I breathe, I attack.
On the other side of the coin had some one pull out of a side road and near miss me as i came along and after an OI !!! he actually apologized .......

Mind you he only lives about 5 houses away so i know where he lives :biggrin:
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
Joe24 said:
You acted an idiot, and your acting an idiot now.

That's rich coming from some one who has BJ yawning as his avatar :sad:.

BTW it's you are/you're acting an idiot now NOT your acting an idiot now. The comma after the first idiot is unnecessary as you don't need one before and. Should one ever need to I would have thought it better to act an idiot rather than be an idiot Joe24 :biggrin:.

The vehicle was behind me at the lights and remained so at all times until I turned right off this road. The vehicle was giving me considerable concern by the extremely loud music emanating from it that the driver might not be sufficiently aware of those around him and therefore not be in proper control of his vehicle. I remained in the primary position directly in front of him in the right hand lane of the one way traffic system. There was traffic travelling slowly up ahead.
 

Rhythm Thief

Legendary Member
Location
Ross on Wye
Crankarm said:
The vehicle was behind me at the lights and remained so at all times until I turned right off this road. The vehicle was giving me considerable concern by the extremely loud music emanating from it that the driver might not be sufficiently aware of those around him and therefore not be in proper control of his vehicle. I remained in the primary position directly in front of him in the right hand lane of the one way traffic system. There was traffic travelling slowly up ahead.

Is it just me who hears this in Peter Cook's E. L. Wisty voice?

Loosen up, Crankarm, for f**k's sake. It's only a bit of loud music.
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
User3143 said:
What??? Next you will be saying that all fat people give you concern on the road becuase all they can think about is food and therefore can't concerntrate on the road.

I have seen numerous large people troffing on crisps, sandwiches, chips and guzzling fast food drinks whilst they are driving as you now mention it. Many with a mobile phone in their other hand. Who is steering :biggrin:?

I think people should be more concerned anout an over opinionated idiot who feels the need to ride like a dick everytime something winds him up.

Charming. Troll alert :wacko:. I'm not going to engage in a slanging match with you. You know nothing about me or my riding to cast such aspertions. You are obviously a chav who knows his argument is weak so resorts to hurling insults.
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
Crankarm said:
That's rich coming from some one who has BJ yawning as his avatar :wacko:.

BTW it's you are/you're acting an idiot now NOT your acting an idiot now. The comma after the first idiot is unnecessary as you don't need one before and. Should one ever need to I would have thought it better to act an idiot rather than be an idiot Joe24 :biggrin:.

:blush::laugh::biggrin:
Your calling me an idiot because of my grammer?
That all you got;)
You cant really say anything about hurling insults, after you just called me an idiot for grammer:rolleyes:
Oh, and if i want to put a commer before and, i shall do.
Thank you:thumbsup:
 
In Grasmere yesterday there was a BMW parked in a ridiculous manner next to a stonewall, and then he had been blocked in by a BMW X5 ( Poetic justice) e had then snagged his front bumper and wing on the wall trying to get out round the X5.

One stupidly parked BMW driver ranting about how inconsiderate another BMW driver is amuse a whole crowd of us.
 
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