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[ComedyPilot]

Don't drink pints of canal water...?

 

[bad boy]

Also, get some savlon for the arse.

LOL -

Id definitely tell him to watch out for swollen sack syndrome caused by murky filthy canal water

 

[mr Mag00]

come on lets have his name we can all send him a message

 

[TheDoctor]

If he finished up in the railway he's lucky not to have been hit by a train, I suppose.
I once knew someone who got hit by a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.

IGMC.

 

[surfgurl]

Tell him to watch out for sympotms of Weil's disease

 

[shouldbeinbed]

tell him to pump his tyres right up as a flotation aid next time and then just pedal up the middle of the canal.

 

[levad]

Same advice Russell Howard gave at the end of the Million Pound Bike Ride ...



"don't double dip"

 

[lifeson]

If he finished up in the railway he's lucky not to have been hit by a train, I suppose.
I once knew someone who got hit by a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.

IGMC.

LMAO
that made I larf

 

[sleekitcollie]

always Wear arm bands whilst cycling or at least a rubber ring ( which could double as arse protection )

 

[wafflycat]

Tell him to watch out for sympotms of Weil's disease

A very, very sensible and important suggestion!

 

[Wheeledweenie]

Check how current his tetanus shots are.

+1

I fell in sober last year (April fool's pranker had put planking over the towpath on a blind bend). First stop was a tetanus shot.

Nurses said you'd have to swallow/inhale loads of water to be at risk of Weil's disease but read up on it just in case.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

+1

I fell in sober last year (April fool's pranker had put planking over the towpath on a blind bend). First stop was a tetanus shot.

Nurses said you'd have to swallow/inhale loads of water to be at risk of Weil's disease but read up on it just in case.

Oh how you laughed... I imagine. !!

 

[Wheeledweenie]

Oh how you laughed... I imagine.

I can laugh about it now but it was just sooooo embarrassing at the time. My colleagues were weeing themselves.