Facebook friend request

[Wobblers]

fark off you self-gratification artists, I've got loads of friend.

Imaginary ones don't count.

 

[Tin Pot]

Is it Jayden K Smith?

 

[Bollo]

Feeble!

I tried daffodil and daffodil but the swear-checker didn't like it.

 

[I like Skol]

Remember how evasive I was when you wanted to sleep with me In Llandudno, Skolly?

I have a double room in Scarborough so there is hope yet

 

[Chris S]

I've got over 400 friends on Facebook - they all sent me friends requests, not the other way around.
I'm only following two of them and I've only ever met one of those.

 

[dan_bo]

Rich, just grow some and tell them to go fark themselves! It is what I would do (and the reason Mrs Skol says I have no friends ).

Yeah cheers for that.

 

[Drago]

This why I don't do Twitbook.

 

[perplexed]

I have a double room in Scarborough so there is hope yet

What, for RichP or for Scarborough?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Shouldn't this load of old bollocks be in Personal Matters because quite frankly as you can see most of us in the kaff couldn't give a flying f****?!

 

[Drago]

As usual, three bikes gets straight to the heart of the matter.

 

[rich p]

Shouldn't this load of old bollocks be in Personal Matters because quite frankly as you can see most of us in the kaff couldn't give a flying f****?!

What's a f****?

 

[wheresthetorch]

What's a f****?

It's a f*** with a stutter.

 

[Chromatic]

It's a f*** with a stutter.

Surely thats a ff***?

 

[Crackle]

You utter daffodil, its the only request I've sent to.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What's a f****?

F**** off