Facebook status updates

[Renard]

Sometimes good sometimes bad. I thought it might make interesting reading if we post our friends' more random updates. I'll start...


xxxx has just spent 2.5 hrs sitting at the top of the steps in the close with today's Guardian as company/seat. Took the recycling down and locked myself out. Fud.

 

[fossyant]

Good...not had anything that good yet - I'm a learner...still trying to work out some of the 'friends'...who the F*** ......?

 

[Noodley]

Fud is a great word

 

[ianrauk]

good band from Philly!!

 

[Renard]

xxxx is loving the autumn. Definitely a contender for 'season of the year' in my book.

 

[karen.488walker]

XXXXX is now friends with XXX

 

[philipbh]

Wxxxxx: Right had lunch @ Joe's crab shack. Spent $1000 in Abercrombie & Fitch, had loads of wine, and now off to Bloomingdales for more retail theorpy!

 

[Melvil]

XXXX - At the Highball about to watch the 'air sex world championships'

I have no idea what this is but it sounds v.interesting!!!

 

[Plax]

I find most of my friends status updates really annoying. Most of them use that silly abbreviated text talk and I just want to beat them over the head with a dictionary.

 

[yorkshiregoth]

One of my 'friends' has a habit of posting his toilet activities.

 

[Twenty Inch]

Who is so self-obsessed and narrow-minded as to think the world is just waiting to hear the minute-by-minute waste of their trivial lives?

"xxxx has just solved world hunger, found a cure for cancer, and ensured the destruction of the world's nuclear stockpiles" is worth posting. Anything else, you're a moronic loser.

 

[4F]

XXXX XXXX has just seen a Hannan Montana/Miley Cyrus tribute and it was the best thing we've seen so far !! She even had a live band !!

 

[Wigsie]

I find most of my friends status updates really annoying. Most of them use that silly abbreviated text talk and I just want to beat them over the head with a dictionary.

+1

I knw wot u mn! fkn annoyin m8!!!

 

[Renard]

Who is so self-obsessed and narrow-minded as to think the world is just waiting to hear the minute-by-minute waste of their trivial lives?

"xxxx has just solved world hunger, found a cure for cancer, and ensured the destruction of the world's nuclear stockpiles" is worth posting. Anything else, you're a moronic loser.

Totally agree, thats why I thought it might be interesting to share some of the inanities (if that's a word) such as this beauty...

is gonna attempt "no fannying about on the internet after 7pm" to see if it helps me sleep. Didn't sleep a wink last night, was lying in bed visualising status updates till the buses started this morning...

 

[montage]

XXXXX Has learnt a life lesson.. MONTAGE + Areas with booze = Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad



yes I did replace my name with montage - I don't get called that all the time