Facebook status updates

[Plax]

XXXXX Is well xcited for tomozzz out with everyone for the first time in agesssss lovelove yazzz xxxxxxx

XXXXX is off 2 bed cz reli cnt be botherd!!!

XXXX's not lookin forward 2 going to the dr's for the next 2 wk's. I hate needles. But hay ho, haven't had this many prick in a while ;-)

XXXXX made a new friend tday, but he ran away from me , all i wanned to do is give him 1p!!


Does my head in. They've posted worse than this as well.

 

[Renard]

xxxxx has just spent GBP 17.04 at Sainsburys to get 8x packs of COla Sun Lollies delivered.

 

[4F]

XXXXX Heading towards North Carolina for the womens Tar Heel championship - can you ask for more??

 

[Campfire]

That's exactly the problem I had with Facebook (and Twitter, come to that). It transformed all my friends and relatives into dribbling losers. And for my part, when I found myself posting "John is hungry", followed an hour later by "John is not hungry any more", I knew it was time to delete my account. And possibly kill myself.

I like that! I do wonder about Facebook, all the trivia posted. I would wonder who on earth would be interested to know that I'd dusted out all the messages written on my furniture!!! (or something like that)