From another forum made me chuckle.
Facts that make you Welsh: ... Can you answer YES to THREE of the following?
1. You were late because you were stuck behind a tractor
Daily
2. Even though you're fluent in Welsh the only sentence you know is 'rydw i'n hoffi coffi' thanks to Bryn on Gavin & Stacey
Prefer tea
3. You're either called a 'Gog' or a 'Taff'
Nope
4. You say hear/here/ear/year in the same way
More scouse TBH
5. Wales v. England in the Six Nations is the most important day in your year - FACT
Nope
6. When people say they are going to a Spa you instantly think they're going shopping
Yeah
7. Drinking Brains isn't as weird as it sounds
Only smooth

8. That coat is indeed my jacket
I see nothing wrong
9. You raise a small cheer when you see the "Croeso I Gymru" on the M4 or Welcome to Wales as you come down the hill from Ross into Monmouth.
Yeah but on the A483 from Chester
10. You're a Welsh speaker but turn the pamphlet/leaflet over and read the English version anyway
Yeah
11. Your last name is one of the following: Williams, Gwynne, Bevan, Llewellyn, Morgan, John, Rees, Powell, Howell, Davies, Lewis, Thomas, Jones, Griffiths, Morris,
Evans, James, Roberts, Jenkins, or Owen
Nope but then I am a Mick

12. When you go abroad you have to explain to people where Wales is, and that it is most definitely not part of England
Yeah...They understand coal mines and Wales
13. You vote for anyone and everyone who's Welsh in a TV talent show
Nope
14. Hugh Pugh, Max Boyce and Derek the Weatherman are all TV personalities you recognize but no-one else does
Dereks a legend...in a camp way
15. One of your friends has gone AWOL from school, because they have a Tractor Exam and/or helping on silage
Yeah
16. A village/town 3 miles away is described locally as being "just around the corner" or "just down the road"
Yeah
17. You don't know the surnames of any of you friends; you refer to them instead as Dai the Milk, Will the Shop, Ron Top Road, or Mark Ty-Draw
Nope
18. You remember watching Ivor the Engine, Will Quack Quack, Sam Tan and Super Ted
Oh yes
19. The words 'proper', 'tidy', 'never', 'like' and 'lush' are used on a daily basis and everything 'does my head in'
Yeah
20. You've used the phrase 'I'll be there now in a minute' on several occasions
Yeah
21. You have to repeat yourself at least seven times because nobody understands your accent - even to your friends
Yeah
22. You read an English word with 'ch' or 'll' in it and then read it the Welsh way in your head
Yeah
23. It's 'mam' not 'mum'
Yeah
24. You've been to at least 3 castles
Thats where we played as kids
25. A cwtch is the answer to all of your problems