Fake Christmas Cards

[vernon]

Mums Net has a thread about sending Christmas Cards to people who take them too seriously signed by an imaginary couple, Janet and Roy, to really confuse the recipients. To add to the confusion adding cryptic messages such as "Roy's piles have cleared up since his op in July' and Janet has been elected the Ladies Captain at the golf club' There's even 'transitioning' for those who maintain the ritual over the years e.g.from 'The kids are a joy to have around at Christmas' to 'We are now empty nesters'.

Who would you send a fake card to and why?

What message would you put in it?

 

[biggs682]

i would send one to Stig Blomquvist if i knew his address

 

[vernon]

I've been sending them to someone called Vernon who lives in Leeds - been doing it for years.

Mystery solve Vera. x

 

[vernon]

i would send one to Stig Blomquvist if i knew his address

Why? What would you put in it?

 

[biggs682]

Why? What would you put in it?

i would put fast left after brow and mind the snow

 

[midliferider]

Mums Net has a thread about sending Christmas Cards to people who take them too seriously signed by an imaginary couple, Janet and Roy, to really confuse the recipients.

It is quite appropriate for them, meaning those who frequent Mums net.
They are confused and take life too seriously.

 

[midliferider]

Personally, I will recommend to all mumsnet users an information leaflet on post coital hygiene procedure and reasonably priced beaker. If you are confused about what I say, just Google those words or click on this link

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mo...-creaks-under-the-strain-of-penis-beaker.html

 

[vernon]

It is quite appropriate for them, meaning those who go frequent Mums net.
They are confused and take life too seriously.

Far from it.

Did you read the 'Penis beaker' thread?

There's humour in there that blows the CC 'Any good jokes?' thread out of the water.

Don't underestimate the intelligence or wit of women. You'll crash and burn in a head to head with them.

 

[asterix]

I've been sending them to someone called Vernon who lives in Leeds - been doing it for years.

I have been sending them out AS Vernon who lives in Leeds.

 

[vernon]

I have been sending them out AS Vernon who lives in Leeds.

But I'm not called Vernon.....

 

[annedonnelly]

Doesn't everyone already get at least one card from someone they don't know with a signature they can't read...

 

[vernon]

Doesn't everyone already get at least one card from someone they don't know with a signature they can't read...

Yeah, and it costs me a fortune.

 

[Aperitif]

Hmmm. Oh well, let's give it a go - it is Christmas and the day is done...

 

[asterix]

But I'm not called Vernon.....

Blow your cover? Would I..

 

[TVC]

Having read this thread I decided to have a look at mumsnet . WTF, even the mildest threads make CA&D look like a Methodist wives coffee morning. Not going there again, mothers are very angry people it seems.