Fame at last.....nice arse?

[yorkshiregoth]

Go on then, Betty, I'll live up to my town's stereotype! C'mon down here and I'll give them a little squeeze

Very callipygian if you don'y mind me saying so!

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/callipygian

Cool, have to remember that word.

 

[betty swollocks]

as opposed to steatopygian
And no Brighton for me thanks. Ok to look, certainly not to squeeze unless you look like Cameron Diaz.

 

[Maverick Goose]

So will we be seeing you eating witchity grubs in the jungle with A+D soon then? [fame fame fatal fame-it can play hideous tricks on the brain...]

 

[Maz]

That's me on page 43. I'll nick anyfin', I will. I'm a geezer, innit? I'm a little bit waay, little bit wooah, na'at I mean?

 

[Speicher]

You mean this one:



Let me know if you want me to delete this post.

Perhaps you could rotate it?

 

[Maz]

Perhaps you could rotate it?

Just turn your monitor on its side, it's easy!

 

[betty swollocks]

no need to rotate: moi arse looks good from any angle.

 

[campagman]

Where's your rear mudflap?

 

[Aperitif]

Lilac sock day!

 

[yenrod]

as opposed to steatopygian
And no Brighton for me thanks. Ok to look, certainly not to squeeze unless you look like Cameron Diaz.

She needs a bag of chips !

 

[betty swollocks]

Where's your rear mudflap?

my rear is very fine as it is thanks and certainly does not need a mudflap to enhance its aesthetics and as for socks: I don't even remember the colour of the ones I'm wearing now, so to have to remember the ones I was wearing on 10th March 2006*, is a big ask indeed! I can say with a good deal of confidence that they were not lilac, as I've never owned such a pair. Must be the light

* I do recall that it was March 2006.....unless it was '05. I made the actual day up.

 

[betty swollocks]

She needs a bag of chips !

Well, if she orders out, I'll happily deliver them by bike, where ever she is.

 

[Arch]

So, did you know you were posing for Jason, or did he just snap you unaware? I've turned up in magazines having been snapped by Jase.

Not really the right view for buttock appraisal, but they look alright from that angle....

 

[betty swollocks]

So, did you know you were posing for Jason, or did he just snap you unaware? I've turned up in magazines having been snapped by Jase.

Not really the right view for buttock appraisal, but they look alright from that angle....

I did indeed! He met me off the train, as arranged and we had a splendid week cycling in the borders.

 

[Arch]

I did indeed! He met me off the train, as arranged and we had a splendid week cycling in the borders.

Did he do that thing he does to me, where he says it's flat ride, about 40 miles, and it turns out to be 75 up the North Face of the Eiger? I've learnt eventually, not to go on his rides, but to opt for the easier/more teastop option...