fancy dress party - advice needed

[dellzeqq]

Right - we are talking extravaganza darlings! The theme is Dynasty v. Dallas. No use suggesting Joan Collins, because the host gets first pick.

Now, those of you who know me will be rushing to suggest Clayton Farlow or Blake Carrington, and I thank you in advance...........but, it seems to me that the problem is that the men (I was joking about the Joan Collins thing, ha-ha-ha) didn't really wear distinctive clobber. The Dynasty lot wore suits, and all that lingers in the memory of Dallas' manhood is ten gallon hats, check shirts and cowboy boots.

Any ideas?

 

[mickle]

Go as a horse?

 

[Scoosh]

Go as dead - but actually having a dream

 

[Red Light]

Rather than living out a being rich fantasy, go as the pool man.

 

[Archie_tect]

Huge square shoulder pads, thigh high split and sequins- you'll look fabulous!

...or cover yourself in black gloop and go as an oil slick.

 

[Night Train]

Go as an oil well.

Alternatively this scene would be cheap to 'dress up' for:

Personally, if it was me, I would go as a cowboy. The chap on the far right would be easy to emulate with hat and boots but the one on the far left is even easier!

 

[dellzeqq]

Go as an oil well.

Alternatively this scene would be cheap to 'dress up' for:

you jest, but I imagine that people are planning to bring their own showers.....

Personally, if it was me, I would go as a cowboy. The chap on the far right would be easy to emulate with hat and boots but the one on the far left is even easier!

Cliff Barnes - my thought exactly. I have the shirt, the jeans and the belt. I need the boots and the hat

 

[Beebo]

On a Dallas Theme,

either this

or this

 

[sdr gb]

Go as a Chinese person and say you're from the Ming Dynasty.

 

[theclaud]

You'll need to come up with a scar. And some more hair...

 

[Archie_tect]

Or you could just boycott it on the grounds that the programmes promoted thieving, conniving, money-grabbing, polluting, lying, back-stabbing immorality... and you are above all that on principle.

 

[Aperitif]

Wear a bridge for a hat and go as Blake's Severn.

 

[rich p]

If only Claudine was going - she'd be a shoo-in for Sue Ellen

 

[jay clock]

Paint your bum with matte grey paint and say you have come as............
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:......dull-arse......

 

[dellzeqq]

hmmmmm