farts

[biggs682]

never done a fart as i only trump

 

[ventoux50]

and I only ever pump !

 

[ventoux50]

although I have had the odd fluff.

 

[ventoux50]

But after a good ruby murray I always fart like a good un

 

[Riverman]

Has anyone here ever wondered how farts may have been involved in our evolution?

 

[ventoux50]

I know the evolutionary cycle of mine right enough.

Have to say though, a right good rip snorter can be very satisfying.

My best tend to be when I've been out for lunch with other more tender souls who would surely be ofended at my gaseous outbursts, so I tend to hold them in out of sheer consideration for others.

I've often got inthe car on my own after such a sojourn to finish off a fine meal with an even finer shreddie shredder.

The only trouble with farting in the car is the smell tends to linger in the upholstery . . . . . not aprecieted by SWMBO.

 

[Riverman]

I know the evolutionary cycle of mine right enough.

Have to say though, a right good rip snorter can be very satisfying.

My best tend to be when I've been out for lunch with other more tender souls who would surely be ofended at my gaseous outbursts, so I tend to hold them in out of sheer consideration for others.

I've often got inthe car on my own after such a sojourn to finish off a fine meal with an even finer shreddie shredder.

The only trouble with farting in the car is the smell tends to linger in the upholstery . . . . . not aprecieted by SWMBO.

 

[ventoux50]

Having said that, you cant beat a sunday morning club run after a previous nights alcohol and curry fest, get to the front when the Sunday racers are starting to fade and give them both barrels

Har Har Har

Keeps the young whippersnappers intheir places !

 

[ventoux50]

You might have guessed this is a subject very close to my heart.

 

[Bayerd]

This always made me laugh as a youngster, Mick Me Mate the Master Farter


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIJMf24N3YY

 

[swee'pea99]

I remember sitting round a fire in New Zealand with a bloke called Dave who farted outrageously, and when we stopped laughing he said 'I bet you before man learned to speak, he sat round fires laughing when someone farted.' Seemed quite profound at the time. In a very un-profound sort of way, if you see what I mean.




PS 'both barrels'? Do wot John?

 

[ventoux50]

both barrels as in let fly, give it to 'em, let rip, have a blast, have a right good FART in their spotty faces !


200th post btw !




not that I'm counting.

 

[skudupnorth]

Farts are also a male thing aswell......women NEVER fart Although much to the disgust of Mrs Skud i have "trained" my 6 year daughter to waft !

 

[sticky sherbert]

My kids are convinced that when they pull my index finger I automatically fart, the middle finger sets the timer on the fart bomb when pulled.
It's a weekend thing caused by Friday nights beer.

 

[skudupnorth]

My kids are convinced that when they pull my index finger I automatically fart, the middle finger sets the timer on the fart bomb when pulled.
It's a weekend thing caused by Friday nights beer.

My kids love that trick ! again Mrs Skud does not