Father Christmas doesn't exist

[classic33]

Well, i can confirm that puncture fairies DO EXIST! After making the post above, went into the garage to check my bike in readiness for todays ride and yes, the rear tyre was completely flat. It took me ages to find the puncture as well, but after a deligent search found the smallest of holes. So small it could only have been caused by a fragment of fairy dust.

I just happen to know someone who's got an innertube or two!

 

[YahudaMoon]

Look at this evangelical tool

 

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[Saluki]

If Santa is not real, who the heck is NORAD tracking around the world?

 

[Tin Pot]

If Santa is not real, who the heck is NORAD tracking around the world?

He's heading to Turkey from Yemen, the Russians in Syria are getting nervous.

 

[classic33]

He's heading to Turkey from Yemen, the Russians in Syria are getting nervous.

Slow this year!

 

[cyberknight]

He is not coming to our house ruddy kids still mucking about

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

He is not coming to our house ruddy kids still mucking about

Love the picture @cyberknight

Merry Christmas

 

[cyberknight]

4 farking am lad got to sleep and up at 7 am .