Favourite Insults

[Profpointy]

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music"

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed"

 

[Moon bunny]

Another twit thinks he’s Oscar Wilde.

 

[Reynard]

I quite like throttlebottom

Or... He's like a three day old mackerel - he shines by moonlight and stinks.

 

[Kestevan]

I wouldn't p*** in his mouth if his teeth were on fire....

 

[neil_merseyside]

More teeth than brain cells!

 

[Reynard]

The only bright bit of him is the seat of his pants.

(An insult originally directed at Dennis Skinner)