Favourite Insults

[Electric_Andy]

You mug. Seems to upset most younger blokes as it suggests they are gullible and stupid

 

[SteveO69]

I’m not as stupid as you look.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Thy mind, a stagnant pool, reflects the sky.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

You, sir, are a blight upon society, a stain upon the very fabric of our existence, a walking embodiment of all that is dreary and dismal in this wretched world!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

You're a smelly old git with a face like a smacked arse!

 

[Chris S]

"What kind of fool do you think I am?"
"I thought there was only one kind."

 

[Psamathe]

To insult an entire country (I heard it used for Australia but works changing to pretty well anywhere);

Qu: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
Ans: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Ian

 

[Drago]

Mrs D referred to someone as "flake" today, an insult I've not heard in many a year.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I'm not as green as I'm cabbage-looking.

 

[DRM]

Ya Daft Wassock