...yet you contribute thousands of times to this forum.
I think you haven't quite grasped what Twitter is all about. I hope you don't think its just about celebs saying what was in their sandwich today.
That is very possible, in fairness. I tried Twitter, briefly, as a promotional tool for my band, but I don't think I made the most of it and couldn't quite see how. What are you supposed to do with it?
I also tried Facebook for a bit (not as the band, just as myself) and I've seldom been so irritated with anything. When I found myself posting "John is hungry" as a status update, I knew it was time to either kill myself or delete my Facebook account. Which I did there and then. The thing that irritated me most was that all my friends, whom I know to be interesting and intelligent people in real life, were similarly vacuous online.