Try wearing a pink slip! It won't keep you dry, but you'll look quite catching in it. Just ask Sam; he's been very popular of late.
Talk about false advertising - the women on them adverts always seem to be really young! Oh, and OT, I've found the first range of products that actually have totally honest advertising, and they are...........drum roll..................... ............Fancy dress costumes! The 'Models' wearing them always look pretty naff and you know you'll look the same but they still sell!
Just wring them out and hang them on the top of a computer monitor to dry out. If anyone askes they're Christmas decorations Not sure what you wear on the ride but cycling shorts/longs are best worn without, and they do dry out a bit quicker than normal clothes. Ask Santa nicely and you never know . . .
