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[classic33]

I bet the Cops had him by the Curly Wurlys so he couldnt escape !

Shorten'd Curly Wurlys!!

 

[Fab Foodie]

I bet his defence is a bit flakey....

 

[ozboz]

Yes , It’s a mars ing how only Sky got the breaking news on this ,

 

[Brandane]

Yes , It’s a mars ing how only Sky got the breaking news on this ,

The BBC are on another Galaxy when it comes to pick(and mix)ing up on these stories. There's no other Milky Way of putting it.

 

[ozboz]

The BBC are on another Galaxy when it comes to pick(and mix)ing up on these stories. There's no other Milky Way of putting it.

If the thief’s intention was to sell these , as knock off goods they are really only worth buttons ,

 

[Mr Celine]

It was a very small news item, which I suppose calls for celebrations.

 

[Houthakker]

Frankly, I couldn't give a Dime

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

What do they want, a Trophy?

 

[Levo-Lon]

He is now behind chocolate bars

Let's hope there not the crumbliest flakyist bars in the world

 

[Kempstonian]

I hear that as he was running away a policeman shouted "Give us a Twirl"... and they pounced on him mid-pirouette.

 

[Beebo]

Whisper it quietly, but the copper that caught him is a real Smartie.
Let’s keep this thread on Topic as reading terrible puns is no Picnic.

 

[Hugh Manatee]

He seems to be T'wix a rock and a hard place.

 

[Unkraut]

Apparently the man behind this heinous crime hailed originally from Rochester. The getaway car was a souped up Ferrero.

 

[Beebo]

Apparently the man behind this heinous crime hailed originally from Rochester. The getaway car was a souped up Ferrero.

Awful punning.
He doesn’t have that car anymore. He sold it After 8 years in Mint condition.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

He now drives a rolo mini