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[PK99]

All these bad puns are very flakey.

 

[derrick]

This is worse than the jokes tread.

 

[ozboz]

The Cops asked him if he had an acomplice,
He told them he preferred
To b l orone
When he was nickin chocs ,

 

[slowmotion]

He claimed he never wanted to nick two hundred quids worth. He was only after eight.

 

[Pale Rider]

He'll be spending some time in choccy for this.

 

[craigwend]

The thief was described as a Cad from Bury ...

 

[Fab Foodie]

Defendant came from a rough part of town, he’d never had the chance to live on a Quality Street....

 

[Brandane]

never had the chance to live on a Quality Street....

Someone's Bounty point out that that was used in post #32.

 

[Unkraut]

Someone's Bounty point out that that was used in post #32.

How sweet of them.

 

[classic33]

He'd roses thrown at him whilst being led away.

 

[craigwend]

Once convicted he'll be having some Time Out of society ...

 

[classic33]

It's believed he's one of a trio police were looking for in relation to similar thefts.

They have however confirmed that he's not a yorkie on their territory.

 

[EltonFrog]

Once convicted he'll be having some Time Out of society ...

And when he’s out of chockey he’ll be an ex-confectioner.

 

[ozboz]

The prison are a bit worried,
Apparently hes a
bit rum and raisen trouble
when he gets agitated

 

[classic33]

Just a wispa, but there's a ripple of applause due.