welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Thank god i don't have to paint fences anymore, or cut hedges <smug face> 

What, trains?Nuke the ivy with chemicals to kill it. I use the same stuff Network Rail use for keeping the railways clear.
...I use the same stuff Network Rail use for keeping the railways clear.
Not working too well this year.Grass needs clearing from between the slabs.
Treat it as a weed and it'll grow back in no time. You want it to grow, it'll do it's best to prove your green fingers wrong.
Grass needs cutting.
Ten years of it and I'm bored though.I like the grey weathered look....
What grape vine? The one that was eating the swing a few weeks ago?Pile on!
And sort that grape vine out for pity's sake.
I'd whip the Ivy off, it'll soon grow back next year.
What grape vine? The one that was eating the swing a few weeks ago?
And can I make wine with it?
I've got enough on the other side I guess...
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Just buy a new fence and erect it in front of the old one.
And repeat when necessary in future.