Fence painting

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classic33

Leg End Member
When painting a fence what's the etiquette? Paint your side only, or your neighbours too.
Paint your side, assuming it's your fence.
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
I remember in work once it was annual review time and my boss and I were burning the midnight oil filling in the awful online HR system for the team's reviews by the deadline. Normally he was the consumate professional but he did say "I'd rather be creosoting the fence".
 

Drago

Legendary Member
If you have fence panels with horizontal laps then apply liberally so that your neighbour gets lovely runs dripping down their side. This will remind them to paint their side of the fence.

Being a traditionalist I always use black creosote (or my home made highly hazardous substitute). At my old house I painted my side of the fences, and mighty good and smart they looked too.

Next day my neighbour knocked on the door to have a moan. It would seem they'd painted their side light blue, and the creosote had bled through and ruined it. Problem was a) I had no way of knowing, b) there wasn't anything I could do about it, and c) I didn't really give a Tommy.
 

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
Being a traditionalist I always use black creosote (or my home made highly hazardous substitute). At my old house I painted my side of the fences, and mighty good and smart they looked too.

Next day my neighbour knocked on the door to have a moan. It would seem they'd painted their side light blue, and the creosote had bled through and ruined it. Problem was a) I had no way of knowing, b) there wasn't anything I could do about it, and c) I didn't really give a Tommy.
Says the man...
If you care about your fellow man there's never a good time to buy a diseasel.

I've gone for a lie down, I was so shocked at your hypocrisy :ohmy:
 
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Tin Pot

Tin Pot

Guru
Lovely!, at least when it's done you can have a beer (or preferably during!).

Presume I'll need more that two buckets then?, at least the shed is metal!.

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Looks about the length of mine, so I'd say yes you'll need more than five litres.

I drank while painting. Fursty Ferret. I figure that the wife can't have a go at me while I'm working even if I am half cut and the cat gets a surprise hairdo.
 

KnackeredBike

I do my own stunts
I always buy the orangiest creosote available and then mix it with old car oil to form an acceptable colour.

Lasted a good six years until we had new neighbours move in and ask if they could replace (my) fence for us. Either they have too much money or the effect was not so pleasing their side.
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
I always buy the orangiest creosote available and then mix it with old car oil to form an acceptable colour.

Lasted a good six years until we had new neighbours move in and ask if they could replace (my) fence for us. Either they have too much money or the effect was not so pleasing their side.
Or possibly they didn't want a toxic fence.
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
Either way I can highly recommend it if you want a maintenance free fence.
I used to use it myself but stopped over 30yrs ago when decent alternatives became available.

BTW I have access to a limitless supply of old engine oil, a mate owns a garage and he's generally got a couple of hundred gallons in his tank.
 

KnackeredBike

I do my own stunts
I used to use it myself but stopped over 30yrs ago when decent alternatives became available.

BTW I have access to a limitless supply of old engine oil, a mate owns a garage and he's generally got a couple of hundred gallons in his tank.
I work on the basis that even with shop creosote the fence is effectively "toxic" for waste purposes so in for a penny and all that.

Also the number of times I have changed the oil in the car and then knocked the container over because I am terminally clumsy outweighs enough oil to paint every fence on my street.
 
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