Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
Fess up: Is this your Vespa?
- Thread starter Beebo
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MissTillyFlop
Evil communist dictator, lover of gerbils & Pope.
She did it wrong - his flaming corpse is not superglued on the seat.
Although "every hole is a goal" made me laugh. A lot.
Although "every hole is a goal" made me laugh. A lot.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
That's all she could think to do to a scooter... 
guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
Sugar in the tank, Brake shoes greased, Throttle super-glued open or set to jam open when up to speed, Razor blades hidden in the saddle, Condom over exhaust pipe ........ 
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Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
Condom over exhaust pipe ........
Is that a euphamism?
I think that's what got him into trouble in the first place!!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
GP, that's a bit drastic? ...just run over the [riderless and stationary] Vespa with something really heavy.
Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
On top of that he's probably had it de-restricted too!
Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
Can't see the point really. If he is really that bad a person then she would be better off without him. This just shows one is as bad as another in their own way.
MissTillyFlop
Evil communist dictator, lover of gerbils & Pope.
True, but if anyone cheated on me, they wouldn't live to tell the tale.
Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
If someone cheated on me I would just walk away, she would be out of my life and of no further concern nor interest. I guess I just don't get so worked up about it and value my integrity more.
Besides, as the old saying goes, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold'.
MissTillyFlop
Evil communist dictator, lover of gerbils & Pope.
I am just too emotes....
Just check your partner doesn't know the Krankies.......
martint235
Dog on a bike
- Location
- Welling
She definitely seems to lack imagination though. How many times did she write "liar"? Surely when annoyed it's possible to come up with a never ending stream of insults
MissTillyFlop
Evil communist dictator, lover of gerbils & Pope.
I just said the word Krankies out loud and a look of pure vomit/destruction of a childhood in one tiny new story crossed his face...
TBH if he slept with wee Jimmy Krankie, I'd send him to spec savers first.
