You seem to be fettling a small child.
Watching family life is weird, or your family life is weird?
Is that a bag of barbecue charcoal? The tension is killing me.
[edit] If you can throw one of those cans of beer about 12 miles, I'd like one.
Any port in a storm.
but with close to the opposite effect on your bladder!
The art of delegation!
I will stop watching now.