FFS who would do this?

[HMS_Dave]

Maybe it just didn't want to be recognised?

Maybe it watched Tropic Thunder?

 

[Craig the cyclist]

They are easy to catch as they next in fields at this time of year.

To catch one you only have to lay under a hedge and make a noise like a small fish and they come straight to you.

 

[slowmotion]

Maybe it just didn't want to be recognised?

Maybe it was taking perfectly sensible anti-Covid precautions.

 

[Seevio]

The RSPB need to be on the lookout for the swan wearing the other sock.

 

[Accy cyclist]

 

[Cathryn]

I had a run in with a swan last week on my inaugural voyage in my new kayak.

I retreated. Quickly.

 

[Drago]

This swan has blackfaced themselves in honour of Justin Trudeau.

 

[Poacher]

They are easy to catch as they next in fields at this time of year.

To catch one you only have to lay under a hedge and make a noise like a small fish and they come straight to you.

Why would they do that? Swans don't eat fish.

 

[oldwheels]

We had one who's mate had died and it was rejected by all other pairs. It took to wandering up on to the Main St and people fed it probably unsuitable food. It lost any fear of humans and even went into our local coop once. It was getting to be a real nuisance and eventually the RSSPCA came and took away to a refuge somewhere.

 

[Chris S]

They are easy to catch as they next in fields at this time of year.

To catch one you only have to lay under a hedge and make a noise like a small fish and they come straight to you.

What noises do small fishes make?

 

[Poacher]

What noises do small fishes make?

Grunts


(or singing, possibly.)

 

[Drago]

What noises do small fishes make?

Oink oink, I believe.

 

[Accy cyclist]

What noises do small fishes make?

Sizzling noises,if you fry them.