Films you hope are never made.

[domtyler]

Eastenders - The Movie.

 

[SamNichols]

Anything with Lindsay Lohan in. Any European remakes of J-Horror films. Any remakes of 70s films.

 

[John the Monkey]

Steven Spielberg's "Band of Chuckle Brothers"

 

[theclaud]

Steven Spielberg's "Band of Chuckle Brothers"

Yes that would be hell. You have a warped imagination.

 

[Fnaar]

The Snicker Man - About a repressed Scottish policeman sent to a remote island to investigate the disappearance of a girrul, who ends up as a human sacrifice, imprisoned within a giant peanutty chocolate bar.

(it would've been called Marathon Man, but that had been done before.)

 

[tdr1nka]

The Snicker Man - About a repressed Scottish policeman sent to a remote island to investigate the disappearance of a girrul, who ends up as a human sacrifice, imprisoned within a giant peanutty chocolate bar.

(it would've been called Marathon Man, but that had been done before.)

And there would have been more 'tutting' about tooth decay in the teeth pulling scene.

BTW, Films I hope are never made; 'Shakespeare In Love'.
Dahhhhhh, TOO LATE!!!!!!!

 

[John the Monkey]

Ex-Beatle stars in remake of Japanese horror classic;

"The Ringo".

 

[4F]

"Friend's - the re-union"

 

[numbnuts]

The rise and fall of Tony Blair co staring Cherie Blair

 

[just jim]

"Bonj Free"

 

[stephenb]

John Prescott in Deep Throat (2)

 

[Paulus]

Maggie and my part in her down fall. Spike Milligoon.

 

[Ivan Ardon]

The Wit and Wisdom of Gordon Brown.

 

[Dayvo]

'Silly Love Songs' - starring Paul McCartney and Heather Mills.

 

[domtyler]

The Wit and Wisdom of Gordon Brown.

Anne Widdecombe - Full Frontal