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Films you hope are never made.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by domtyler, 2 Jul 2008.

  1. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Eastenders - The Movie.
     
  2. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Location:
    Colne, Lancs
    Anything with Lindsay Lohan in. Any European remakes of J-Horror films. Any remakes of 70s films.
     
  3. John the Monkey

    John the Monkey Frivolous Cyclist

    Location:
    Crewe
    Steven Spielberg's "Band of Chuckle Brothers"
     
  4. theclaud

    theclaud It's teeceegawnmaaaad

    Location:
    Swansea
    ;) Yes that would be hell. You have a warped imagination.
     
  5. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    The Snicker Man - About a repressed Scottish policeman sent to a remote island to investigate the disappearance of a girrul, who ends up as a human sacrifice, imprisoned within a giant peanutty chocolate bar.

    (it would've been called Marathon Man, but that had been done before.)
     
  6. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit


    And there would have been more 'tutting' about tooth decay in the teeth pulling scene. :ohmy: ;)

    BTW, Films I hope are never made; 'Shakespeare In Love'.
    Dahhhhhh, TOO LATE!!!!!!!
     
  7. John the Monkey

    John the Monkey Frivolous Cyclist

    Location:
    Crewe
    Ex-Beatle stars in remake of Japanese horror classic;

    "The Ringo".
     
  8. 4F

    4F Active member of Helmets Are Sh*t Lobby

    Location:
    Suffolk.
    "Friend's - the re-union"
     
  9. Mort

    Mort Interstellar Overalls

    "A convenient truth with SimonCC"
     
  10. numbnuts

    numbnuts Guru

    Location:
    North Baddesley
    The rise and fall of Tony Blair co staring Cherie Blair ;)
     
  11. just jim

    just jim Guest

    "Bonj Free"
     
  12. Mort

    Mort Interstellar Overalls

    "Cathy komm nach Hause" - a no-holds barred documentary on the failings of Switzerland's public transport system by Ken Loach
     
  13. stephenb

    stephenb Über Member

    John Prescott in Deep Throat (2)
     
  14. Paulus

    Paulus Getting older by the minute

    Location:
    Barnet,
    Maggie and my part in her down fall. Spike Milligoon.
     
  15. Ivan Ardon

    Ivan Ardon Well-Known Member

    The Wit and Wisdom of Gordon Brown.