Films you hope are never made.

[John the Monkey]

Mandy Dingle Does Dallas

 

[stoatsngroats]

Delia's How to Cheat at Cooking

 

[John the Monkey]

The New Advanced Driving Course with Jeremy Clarkson

 

[Paulus]

My life on a bike by Jake the Peg.

 

[Fnaar]

Debbie does Dunstable

 

[yenrod]

The New Advanced Driving Course with Jeremy Clarkson

No, actually, that would be pretty good.

 

[Rob S]

The remake of The Dambusters.

 

[John the Monkey]

No, actually, that would be pretty good.

well, as Clarkson himself would say, "One man's meat..................is another man's poison."

 

[simonali]

The remake of The Dambusters.

Probably have B29s in it, seeing as how the Yanks won the war single-handedly (according to most WWII movies these days)!

 

[John the Monkey]

Coming soon from Lucasfilm: The Jar Jar Binks Trilogy.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Plop Friction - A Quentin Tarantino epic abut the viscosity and surface drag of a pile of cap.

Star Wars (Part 0) - The Culling of the Skywalker Family Tree (the pre-se-prequel)

A Few Good, Bad and Ugly Men - The courtroom drama in which male reality TV contestants are ritaulistically disembowelled according to the voting panel which consists of a Judge (perhaps Dredd) and some brainless bimbo with massive funbags.

...oh wait... that last one could be a winner...