Filthy jokes but with clean punchlines. Just post the punchline!

[Rhythm Thief]

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"

 

[Globalti]

"Oh no! Not the bloody breathalyser again!"

 

[goo_mason]

Because he was kneading a poo!

 

[661-Pete]

"...the sheep are all sitting in the Land Rover, and one of them is sounding the horn."

 

[addictfreak]

'the first time she did she was sick and the second her hat blew off'

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Well you did have a cockatoo in it last night

 

[Wheeledweenie]

I know, the dog didn't want to go either.

 

[Dayvo]

Ah, so that´s why her nose is running!

 

[TVC]

...and she's not been able to get her knees together since.

 

[Speicher]

So the little boy replied, "My dad's got two, and one of them is for cleaning the au-pair's teeth".

 

[TVC]

The little boy turned to the litle girl and said "No you can't play with mine, you've broken yours off already".

 

[philipbh]

I'll give it a try sonny, but please don't hit me quite so hard

 

[PaulB]

"See, you don't like it when it's your mum, do you?"

 

[Pottsy]

..."Wrong Miss, but I like the way you're thinking."

 

[Dayvo]

No, Miss, I´m Rose Hill!