Filthy jokes but with clean punchlines. Just post the punchline!

[threebikesmcginty]

No mate, it's just the light!

 

[Dayvo]

Aye, an if ya poot ya hand op ma kilt agin, it´s grew some more.

 

[ComedyPilot]

...she's washing dad's face with her sponge...

 

[ComedyPilot]

There were apples everywhere, but the car still wouldn't start

 

[Velorum]

From behind the curtains;

"Forget the handbag, Mavis has just found some toothpaste"

 

[ComedyPilot]

Then the man looked up and said, with a slur in his voice, 'Straight on...!'

 

[PaulB]

You're just making these up now, aren't you?

 

[Sam Kennedy]

Your Grandma

 

[Cheddar George]

...... make it turn ? I can make its eyes water !!

 

[Cubist]

No, it's your turn in the barrel on Thursdays.

 

[Velorum]

"....but I had to give it up as it made my eyes water"

(Michael Gambon 2005)

 

[jeltz]

She prefers it in cider

 

[661-Pete]

I just tried it, Mummy, and it isn't a whistle...

 

[byegad]

Merde Alors! She's dead? I thought she was English.

 

[Speck]

Sammy Davis Jnr!