Find out your Royal name

[Bazzer]

Brother of ^^^^^^
Lord Fish Weetabix of Amazon

 

[Chromatic]

Lord Jupe Croissant of Screwfix.

( don't have a pet now but Jupe was the last one we had)

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Lord Security Question Answer of Location Identifying Information.

Indeed, anyone sensible doesn't use their real pet name. Lord Love Rocket is my actual password however.

 

[newfhouse]

Let's settle this dispute between gentlemen in the old fashioned way....

I’m not great with a pistol. I’m happy to defer and become Lord Ugo Banana of Screwfix.

 

[newfhouse]

Screwfix

Damn, I see that estate is also taken. I wonder if there may be a more egalitarian way of divvying up the wealth.

 

[lazybloke]

Lord Horatio Mushroom of South Western Railway
I like it.

Wow, am married to Lady Spoon* Egg of Costco.

*It wasn't my choice

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Lord Bailey Macaroon of Moonpig, don't you know.

 

[swee'pea99]

Lord Cassie Muesli of Ebay

 

[nickyboy]

Lord None Chip Muffin of Aldi

 

[MichaelW2]

Damn, I see that estate is also taken. I wonder if there may be a more egalitarian way of divvying up the wealth.

If you swear an oath of feaulty to me I could be persuaded to let you reside in a very picaresque dairy products cold display.
Sir Processed Cheese has a ring to it.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

We can’t both be Lord of the Co-op. Would you consider becoming Lady James?

Don't sweat it, Co-op always has BOGOFs on.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Lord Jess Fruitcake of Tesco.

 

[yello]

Lord Lola Muffin of Carrefour

 

[Drago]

Problem is, I am a Lord already, and also have a royal name.

 

[byegad]

Lord Fish-Custard-Tart of Jet-Garage.
Nowhere near as grand as Lord Byegad of Tees.