Find out your Royal name

[PeteXXX]

Me?
Lord Sooty Yoghurt of Wiggle

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Lord Pip Crumpet of Waitrose.

Puts me slightly in mind of Paddy's rather classy stripper name in Phoenix Nights... "Lord Love Rocket". Now that's a name.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Lord Nothing Oatcake of Iceland.

 

[newfhouse]

Lord Ugo Banana of Co-op.

 

[figbat]

Lord Security Question Answer of Location Identifying Information.

 

[Cycleops]

Lord pussy toast of Spa.

 

[Moon bunny]

Lady Slashclaw Spam of Bargain Booze.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Lord Puttanesca of Lidl. (No pets)

 

[vickster]

Ummm I pretty much already have a royal first name... Just stick Queen in front of it and the second after

 

[flake99please]

Lord Blue Waffles of Ao

 

[Chris S]

Lord Fleabag Gingernuts of Lidl.

 

[MichaelW2]

Lord Jones Jam of Coop.

 

[newfhouse]

Lord James Jam of Coop.

We can’t both be Lord of the Co-op. Would you consider becoming Lady James?

 

[MichaelW2]

We can’t both be Lord of the Co-op. Would you consider becoming Lady James?

Let's settle this dispute between gentlemen in the old fashioned way....

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Lord Dexter Hot Cross of Amazon

Has quite a ring.