Finish this sentence...

[Fnaar]

Cycling is like sex... because there are lots of innuendos you can make to link the two.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

...because they both involve specialist clothing and chains

 

[Fnaar]

...because your arse gets a bit sore after 30 miles in the saddle.

 

[Fnaar]

... because your pump needs to be up to the job.

 

[Fnaar]

...because you need a banana half way through

 

[LosingFocus]

You need a good lube to get your through an all day session.

 

[TVC]

... because your work mates don't believe you when you tell them you knocked off a leisurely 50 on Sunday morning.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

You can come second and still be a winner.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

You can come second and still be a winner.

...because of the endorhpin rush after a long, hard ride.

 

[postman]

Cycling is like sex----you get better with age.

 

[wildjetskier]

Cycling is like sex ??? After 5 minutes with the missus you'll disagree

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If you don't want to take part there's some great films to watch. Apparently.

 

[colly]

because quite often my mrs is at home alsleep while I'm doing it.

 

[Archie_tect]

you can't do either in the fast lane of the M6.... and survive.

 

[funnymummy]

Cycling is better then sex... My bike is always ready to go & has never let me down