Finish this sentence...

[TVC]

... if you have to get out your pump then you're in trouble.

 

[Bayerd]

Cycling is like sex beacause neither is undertaken without a purple helmet.

 

[Cyclox]

Cycling is like sex - except I don't want to feel wind in my face and flys in my teeth during sex

sooooooo funny!

 

[Cyclox]

because quite often my mrs is at home alsleep while I'm doing it.

Do you mean sex colly......or cycling? Naughty boy!

 

[Cyclox]

Cycling is like sex.........the more you do it the more you want!

 

[colly]

....because every so often I get a dog barking and snapping at my ankles.

 

[Alan Frame]

Both are difficult inside a single sleeping bag.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Cycling is like sex because it's something else I'm crap at ....

 

[Fnaar]

...because my arse looks big in lycra

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You're better at it when you've taken drugs. So I'm told.

 

[Brains]

cycling is like sex, everyone rides the village bike

 

[Fab Foodie]

You're better at it when you've taken drugs. So I'm told.

Thanks for the tip!

 

[NormanD]

Cycling is like sex ... Because once the word "Headache" is spoken, you don't get to ride either!!

 

[machew]

Cycling is like sex, since there are magazines telling you how to do it better.

 

[Fnaar]

Cycling is like sex... but when I inflated her to 120 psi, her rim blew out!