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JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be selfsufficient gets word that he is to return home.
He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief: "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts: "Tree."
The missionary is pleased with the response.
They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says: "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts: "Rock."
The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds: "Riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them!
The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other! How could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied: "My bike."
He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief: "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts: "Tree."
The missionary is pleased with the response.
They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says: "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts: "Rock."
The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds: "Riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them!
The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other! How could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied: "My bike."
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Cycling is like Sex because you never tire of seeing a lovely arse bobbing about in front of you.
Why is there never a deserted Barn full of hay about when you need one??
Why is there never a deserted Barn full of hay about when you need one??
OP
OP
LosingFocus
Lost it, got it again.
When your young it's all about speed, but as you mature you realise that lasting longer is more enjoyable.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Ah, right!
Anyway, I have a terrible confession to make, and it is that when I was in Rome last week, I was waiting mid evening at the station for theBendylino Pendolino back to Naples. Seeing as the train was leaving in about half an hour and I hadn't had anything to eat for ages, I did something very out of character, I went to the nearest McDonalds and got a Big Mac Meal (I then went elsewhere and got a salad, complete with Olive oil to compensate 
).
Eating that thing whilst watching the big old destination board with all the flicking bits, you know, like the ones we used to have here before those dot matrix thingimybobbers came on the scene, was interesting seeing as I was wanting to see what all the different destination boards said as they flicked by, whilst trying to make sure my Big Mac didn't fall out the back of the bun.
Honestly, I go all the way to Italy, with all that Culinary excellence, and what do I eat?
For the record, the only explosive bit was the speed of the train. 300KPH it was!
Anyway, as you all were....
Anyway, I have a terrible confession to make, and it is that when I was in Rome last week, I was waiting mid evening at the station for the
).Eating that thing whilst watching the big old destination board with all the flicking bits, you know, like the ones we used to have here before those dot matrix thingimybobbers came on the scene, was interesting seeing as I was wanting to see what all the different destination boards said as they flicked by, whilst trying to make sure my Big Mac didn't fall out the back of the bun.
Honestly, I go all the way to Italy, with all that Culinary excellence, and what do I eat?
For the record, the only explosive bit was the speed of the train. 300KPH it was!
Anyway, as you all were....
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
He was naked at the time... but that could mean anything.
[Edit: apparently.... can't confirm, obviously]
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
It's good in a big group, but fantastic on your own!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
... I persuaded my wife to try it again after 27 years.
