First Full Team Kit W**ker Ride

[Hill Wimp]

My boss gave me his last Rolo today.

I said no to his request afterwards so the bribery failed.

 

[Deleted member 35268]

I swore at another cyclist for jumping a red

 

[HertzvanRental]

My boss gave me his last Rolo today.

I said no to his request afterwards so the bribery failed.

You realise that none of us shall sleep tonight for wondering about the nature of the request?

 

[vickster]

You realise that none of us shall sleep tonight for wondering about the nature of the request?

I hope it didn't involve the stationery cupboard!

 

[Hill Wimp]

Mucky minds

 

[bpsmith]

Mucky minds

You're not convincing us otherwise mind!

 

[Hill Wimp]

The bribery could continue tomorrow but he will have to do better than a Rolo

 

[screenman]

Such a shame that people deride those that wear Lycra kit, no wonder some guys come on the forum asking what they should wear.

 

[Drago]

In song have a problem with lycra kit. Its team lycra kit that's funny. After all, who goes for a drive in Red Bull nomex overalls and OMP gloves? I'm a big fan of Michael Fassbender but don't go out dressed as Magneto.

 

[TheJDog]

I'm a big fan of Michael Fassbender but don't go out dressed as Magneto.

You just hang around the house dressed as Magneto?

 

[Cuchilo]

You just hang around the house dressed as Magneto?

Or Sandra

 

[bpsmith]

In song have a problem with lycra kit. Its team lycra kit that's funny. After all, who goes for a drive in Red Bull nomex overalls and OMP gloves? I'm a big fan of Michael Fassbender but don't go out dressed as Magneto.

Hardly the greatest of analogies. Your going out for a drive, not out racing. If you were racing on a track, then you may well wear mines overalls?

If your out doing your thing as a superhero, then again you may well dress as such.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Saw about a dozen roadies cruising out of Penistone last night all dressed indentically.

 

[Racing roadkill]

Saw about a dozen roadies cruising out of Penistone last night all dressed indentically.

There's a place called Penistone? I need to go and take a photo of the road signs

 

[Racing roadkill]

There is some young gun who cycles around here in Movistar kit, his name is Alex Dowsett so not all these guys you see in full team kit are wannabees.

Yes, but by definition, if you are a pro, and you're FPK is supplied by your team, you are not a FPKW. If you have bought the kit yourself, you are a FPKW.