Behold the vision of majesty that is The Cardinal! Observe his beautiful chainset. Think your NJS stamped pimpy mcbling from HubJUb is pretty? Not compared to this. You know, putting one of these on your bike is like fitting your house with underfloor heating and moving it to the coast of Cornwall. This kind of custom paintjob doesn't come easy. You need to zip-tie a spare chainring to the handle bars, fit the bike to the roofrack and then drive home while ignoring the pinglypingly noise above your head. That takes dedication but the aesthetic rewards are immense.