I’m so very envious of all those fixie riders. Their tight jeans. Their helmetless heads revealing their directional hairstyles. The way they sail through red lights with gay abandon. The way their teeny weeny chopped down handle bars look so very comfortable. The way the mudguardless wheels (AND LOOK: THEY’RE ORANGE/GREEN/DAYLGO!!!) spray muck up their Rapha-clad backs. It makes feel like trading in my oh-so-sensible and supremely functional tourer, and having a bit of a midlife crisis. Then again.
Tight jeans - nope - bib tights
Helmet less - nope - Bell Sweep R
directional hairstyles - nope - short no 3
Sail through lights - nope - good interval training
chopped handle bars - nope - drops and Ritchey WCS tasty ones at that.
Mudguardless - nope - SKS Chromoplastics
Dayglo - nope - red and black
Rapha - nope - Aldi/B-Twin/Lusso etc.
Functional Tourer - I've got panniers too !! And I bet my fixed is faster than a tourer - 23mm Conti 4 Season tyres - the ultimate fast commuting tyres. !
Oh and you'd be hard pressed to tell mine was a fixie - looks like a tourer, with no gear mechs !
Silly fixies yes, they are silly, but proper fixed 'road bikes' then why not - just does what a tourer does, but lighter and faster !
Mine is the red one !