Randomnerd
Bimbleur
- Location
- North Yorkshire
What would you do?
Making decent progress down a Sustrans shared cycle path, notice ahead man and wife with two dogs, shouting at an unleashed third, ignoring them from the bushes.
Of course I pass as pooch appears, under my front wheel, at speed, and puts me on the gravelly deck.
Once I've done a slo-mo untangle from the mangled cro-mo (eighties hardtail), I find knee and elbow are dripping claret.
Her Indoors is doing a runner with the canines, and His Nibs is defending The Unleashed with some guff about me being An Idiot.
Adrenaline kicks in and I spit out a few Effs (and Geoffs, naturally).
Giant Carbon in Giant Lycra cycles past without a care in the world. I wish a thousand punctures on him and all his family....
His Nibs is now threatening to rearrange my face to match my joints, while backing off under a volley of Effs.
My poll choices would be:
(1) Stay on the ground in a mound of Diamondback and take selfie before ringing The Rozzers.
(2) Punch the bald wazzock in the face
(3) Sit down on the ground and wonder why some people aren't nice
Making decent progress down a Sustrans shared cycle path, notice ahead man and wife with two dogs, shouting at an unleashed third, ignoring them from the bushes.
Of course I pass as pooch appears, under my front wheel, at speed, and puts me on the gravelly deck.
Once I've done a slo-mo untangle from the mangled cro-mo (eighties hardtail), I find knee and elbow are dripping claret.
Her Indoors is doing a runner with the canines, and His Nibs is defending The Unleashed with some guff about me being An Idiot.
Adrenaline kicks in and I spit out a few Effs (and Geoffs, naturally).
Giant Carbon in Giant Lycra cycles past without a care in the world. I wish a thousand punctures on him and all his family....
His Nibs is now threatening to rearrange my face to match my joints, while backing off under a volley of Effs.
My poll choices would be:
(1) Stay on the ground in a mound of Diamondback and take selfie before ringing The Rozzers.
(2) Punch the bald wazzock in the face
(3) Sit down on the ground and wonder why some people aren't nice
