FNRttC FNRtC to Newhaven, Dieppe and Paris

[Speicher]

Yes, ILB, take a close look at the maps before you get off the boat, or you will be in Dieppe water.

 

[iLB]

Does anyone have half a room left to split in Paris.? I promise to seamlessly navigate through the centre of Paris...

 

[dellzeqq]

Does anyone have half a room left to split in Paris.? I promise to seamlessly navigate through the centre of Paris...

pm Stuart G above

 

[martint235]

So I might get on a ferry on Thursday morning, wait about a bit and join the ride to Paris - I fancy that Bradley Wiggins for the yellow jumper.

"A bit" being 24 hours?

 

[iLB]

"A bit" being 24 hours?

About that yes, but there is a summit finish to enjoy followed by the challenge of finding somewhere to stay over night to occupy me !

 

[martint235]

About that yes, but there is a summit finish to enjoy followed by the challenge of finding somewhere to stay over night to occupy me !

See you for a beer on Friday afternoon then!

 

[Davywalnuts]

Putain!, In Dieppe, Davy will be looking for a local squeeze to sit upon his thigh while he pulls and pushes, and generally faffs around incomprehensibly...eliciting squawks for his efforts.

Noixassistance Emergency vocabulary: "Pouvez-vous me dire où je peux trouver un van kebab?"

David: "Scuse me monsure, but have you got a kebab van local, like?"
Gilles: " we av zee crepes instead"
David: " yeah, I had a dose of them earlier, and now I feel a bit empty"
Gilles: "But you do not understand, we have crepe champignons..."
David: "Ours are very good too. Cavendish, Wiggins - and don't forget Hoy and Pendleton on the track"
Gilles: "Merde alors!"
David: "Yep, it's illegal in our country too; now...about that kebab van..?"

Hilarious!! But no doubt, not far from the truth!

 

[Aperitif]

Hilarious!! But no doubt, not far from the truth!

"C'est votre tour, 'LaVie'walnuts!"

 

[martint235]

"C'est votre tour, 'LaVie'walnuts!"

Oh gods help me!!

 

[wanda2010]

Somebody really should warn the French The Fridays have been let loose.

 

[martint235]

I don't think it should be called "FNRttC to Newhaven/Dieppe/Paris", it should just be called "The Future Diplomatic Incident"

 

[Aperitif]

I don't think it should be called "FNRttC to Newhaven/Dieppe/Paris", it should just be called "The Future Diplomatic Incident"

The Gendarmerie will only be looking for strange gits, so that's me off the hook then.

 

[martint235]

The Gendarmerie will only be looking for strange gits, so that's me off the hook then.

Yep you've got nothing to worry about

 

[martint235]

Weather forecast for Saturday in Dieppe:

Overcast all morning
Mostly cloudy midday to early evening
Clear early evening onward
Drizzle midmorning to early afternoon (0.4 mm)
16°C 13°C

Pub it is then!!!

 

[Aperitif]

Somebody really should warn the French The Fridays have been let loose.

Davy thinks 'vendredi' is when the shop assistant is waiting to sell you something, apres-midi is lunchtime Mass and avoir la gueule de bois means Fifi wants to walk in the woods.
C'est votre tour, encore un fois, 'Laviewalnuts'