FNRttC to Brighton 13th May 2011

[funnymummy]

I wouldn't jump to that conclusion too quickly, although whether you'd get any sense out of some of us is another matter.

And you'd expect any sense out of me...??!!

We should be safe in Brighton

A gaggle of Lycra clad men descending on Brighton...Yeah, sure you'll be safe - As long as you stay out of Kemp Town

 

[funnymummy]

Not at all LittleAmphibiousOne, but 8am on Saturday morn & several 'selective' clubs are just closing their doors for the night, the alcohol fuelled patrons leaving may well get confused at the sight of so mnay hunky sweat glistening bodies, and think it's a new club to boogie on down at

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Thanks for the update but you were not the Greg I was thinking of.

I'll get my coat.

see you Friday

 

[Aperitif]

Not at all LittleAmphibiousOne, but 8am on Saturday morn & several 'selective' clubs are just closing their doors for the night, the alcohol fuelled patrons leaving may well get confused at the sight of so mnay hunky sweat glistening bodies, and think it's a new club to boogie on down at

I have often tried to gatecrash these clubs in search of rehydration but I'm always refused entry on ground of inappropriate dress... Last year, Rich P and I changed out of lycra and tried something different. We fell in love with each other and have been looking back ever since. (Just to make sure, you understand )

 

[funnymummy]

OMG.... I want/need/must have those boots!!!!

 

[Aperitif]

There's more - hang on a minute...

 

[Aperitif]

Greg tried to get into that club earlier that day. His visible panty line ensured a rejection. (Adrian has never thought to take him seriously ever since...)*

* Please don't say things like 'Nice chest' or 'When's it due?' because 'Big Greg' is a nice boy really.

Undying love*

*Except that greg had dyed his hair the night previously... and was in for Rich pickings...

Possibly Adrian hass alluded to the friendliness following the rides - 10:30 being a mere blip on the radar of lovin' an' affection...

And we had it all on tape:

This woman was a pillar of the community - she didn't have a choice!

 

[rich p]

Happy daze!

 

[User482]

If anyone fancies a pre-ride sharpener, I'll be getting into Paddington at 2214.

 

[theclaud]

If anyone fancies a pre-ride sharpener, I'll be getting into Paddington at 2214.

What a disgraceful suggestion!












I'll check my ticket and get back to you.

 

[theclaud]

Talking of disgraceful suggestions, this load of filth landed in my inbox last night, with not so much as a not-safe-for-work warning!

God’s Own Road is now yours for the taking. Supersmooth tarmac, white lines at the side of the road, mist in the hollows, little bends, scrumptious ups and downs for that Lingering, Luscious Lonesome Lane Loveyourbike feeling...

Well, really!

 

[Flying Dodo]

(Sigh). Wish I was going now.

Mind you, with 140 odd (some very odd) participants, you'll need planning permission soon.

Have fun.

 

[dellzeqq]

Talking of disgraceful suggestions, this load of filth landed in my inbox last night, with not so much as a not-safe-for-work warning!

God’s Own Road is now yours for the taking. Supersmooth tarmac, white lines at the side of the road, mist in the hollows, little bends, scrumptious ups and downs for that Lingering, Luscious Lonesome Lane Loveyourbike feeling...

Well, really!

huh! Nobody picked up on my literary reference to lesbianic cunnilingus in the previous missive! Waste of effort that was!

 

[ianrauk]

(Sigh). Wish I was going now.

Mind you, with 140 odd (some very odd) participants, you'll need planning permission soon.

Have fun.

Wish I was too...

 

[Aperitif]

huh! Nobody picked up on my literary reference to lesbianic cunnilingus in the previous missive! Waste of effort that was!

Well, I thought it was written by a **** - but sure, didn't get the reference. Keep trying, I'm happy to learn.