huh! Nobody picked up on my literary reference to lesbianic cunnilingus in the previous missive! Waste of effort that was!
However, Davywalnuts, having seen this thread, is now hoping he didn't delete it from his inbox...
huh! Nobody picked up on my literary reference to lesbianic cunnilingus in the previous missive! Waste of effort that was!
Well, I thought it was written by a **** - but sure, didn't get the reference.Keep trying, I'm happy to learn.
Wish I was too...
I thought you were?
really looking forward to this now, despite the obvious pitfalls of a bmx- wheelie over the summit of ditchling? i have stunt pegs too so anyone too knackered to ride up themselves could be in luck ;-)
can't wait! makes todays library stint so much easier to bare, working out the visual impact of a wind turbine based on 3 different measures of terrain height is not all it's cracked up to be...
However, Davywalnuts, having seen this thread, is now hoping he didn't delete it from his inbox...
Greg tried to get into that club earlier that day. His visible panty line ensured a rejection. (Adrian has never thought to take him seriously ever since...)*
* Please don't say things like 'Nice chest' or 'When's it due?' because 'Big Greg' is a nice boy really.
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I invested years of effort and no small number of beer tokens to get a body like that. It is the body of a god...
...Dionysus
With our splendid forms, hewn from kryptonite by errant cars brushing past, we should do a sponsored drink-in Greg. I'm sure you'll find someone to Bacchus
When I played rugby properly, I weighed thirteen stone and a bit - the bit being four stone or so... "Relaxed muscle" is the technical term.![]()
I thought you were?
really looking forward to this now,
Ach, football schmootball! I was looking forward to riding with you, Ian - for a few yards before you left me behind anyway ...
there will be smells of a sewery nature.
It may do it for some.